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The worlds greatest Superhero. No as relevant nowadays as he used to be, but will be forever remembered and will probably be to future generations what Greek gods are to us today. His S symbol is more known than the peace symbol worldwide. Embodies the concept of the Superhero, and apart from Batman and Spiderman has no competition in terms of public admiration. Has much in common with Jesus Christ, i.e- sent from a far away heavenly place by his father to aid and save humanity. Died and was resurrected. Sells millions in merchandise a year and hundreds of thousands of comic books. Outdated somewhat today, but forever will be remembered and esteemed as the first god of the comic medium.
"Superman is the first true superhero..."
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a massively overpowered loser who is invincible and is able to easily escape the pull of a blackhole yet gets his ass handed to him by a person with no superpowers. wtf dc?
superman, right after stopping a giant meteor in midspace, just got knocked out by one punch from some random thug. goku would kick that thugs ass.
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greatest hero ever, and can kick thors ass
superman is cool
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A prank involving someones head at your crotch level. You stand next to the victim and either quietly or loudly (your preference) start humming the Superman theme. When everyone turns to look at you, it will appear that the victim is performing oral sex on you because they're looking at you also.
"...And then Rob supermanned Greg, and for the rest of the night, easy laughs were had just by humming the superman theme around Greg. Never pass up the opportunity to 'superman' someone."
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To love thy neighbor as ones their significant other. After work but before a shower.
Billy Bob: How ya doin
Sally: Hello Top of the Morning to ya (tips her gardening hat at Billy Bob)
Billy: Oh My is that an invitation for a superman
Sally: Billy Bob, What the Fuck! How dare you assume I would superman you so early in the morning before I have my coffe.
Billy Bob: You are right Sally. I'm just anticipating a "hard" day! (wink, wink, cheesy as smile)
Sally: Sorry you'll just have to wait until you get of work. (spanks her ass)
Billy Bob: Fuck you Cunt
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A blunt of high-grade marijuana (I like to call it Chronic) laced with cocaine. It's a different feeling from a dirty considering you're smoking coke with really good herb so they call them "Supermans" since it's a lot better.
Yo let's get a eighter and an eightball and roll ourselves some supermans!
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When riding a horse or motorcycle, hold onto the handles/horse's ears and kick your legs back to resume a horizontal pose with arms in front and legs behind. Keep this up until you hit your neck on a tree branch and become paralysed. After doing this, pretend to care for fellow cripples.
This has been mastered by Christopher Reeve, the actor who played superman in the movies.
I was supermanning on the Kawasaki but managed to duck just in time to avoid the tree.
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