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A term started by @kimchiwhore on IG, a Susan is a term for any dumb cunt that ruins things in your life.
Don't be such a Susan.
(Unwanted guests arrive) : bunch of fucking Susan's
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caucasian teen with blonde hair that will always reject a boy under the name Wilson. She is tall, with shimmering blue eyes, and a splendid personality. She attends harvard and likes parties. She is witty, and plays basketball.
person 1: who is wilson dating?
person 2: definitely not a susan
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A skanky girl that sleeps with unavailable men.
Susan is a bad friend and unmoral .
Susan has meat curtain lips and her face looks like it was hit by a car.
Susan has stink p*ssy and breath .
Susan is uneducated and a drama llama.
Susan is a mental case who should be medicated.
Susan uses her ppl for their money
Omg that chick is such a Susan she just slept with ever married guy on the block.
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A fat overgrown hairy woman. when you need her she will not be there, she will be smoking or drinking coffee. Susan has a lack of sexual entertainment and activity. The point is that she is not the best person for in the bedroom.
"Oh look at that Susan"
"Oh it's Susan run"!
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A small indian girl with the voice of minnie mouse.
"Dude, did Susan talk to you today?"
"Dude, yes."
"My ears are bleeding"
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don't name your child susan, they will get a hefty slagging and will more likely be the only susan in their school. even though its unique its embarassing
yo susan your the only susan in this school get ouuuuuu
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An extremely religious Karen, that is also in fact a Trump Supporter. They can be extremely homophobic, transphobic, and racist, and claims she does everything by what the Bible says.
1. Susan: "Carly! Did you just kiss a girl?"
Carly: "Yes Susan, she is my girlfriend. I am a lesbian."
Susan: "You're going to go to Hell for that! The Bible says so! I will be praying the gayness away for you, in Sunday service at Church this weekend."
2. Susan: "Gay people? Yuck! They're devil worshippers! According to the Bible, "If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall purely be put to death; their blood is upon them" Chapter 20 verse 13."
3. *Susan sees Trudy, who is a MTF*
Susan: "Hi Jack! Why are you dressed up like a woman?"
Trudy: "Susan, my name is not Jack. My name is Trudy, and I am a girl."
Susan: "What a silly game! You were born a man, therefore you are one. Now get out of your dress up clothes, and hurry up! We're going to your Aunt Ann's, not trick-or-treating!"
4: Alex: "I am non-binary, which means that I do not go by any gender. My pronouns are they/them."
Ray: "And I am genderfluid, which means that I do not have a fixed gender, therefore I am both a man and a woman. My pronouns are he/she/they."
Susan: "There is no such thing! There are only 2 genders, a boy and a girl, and your gender is based on what's in your pants. So Alex, you were born a boy, therefore you are a boy. And Ray, you were born a girl, therefore you are a girl. There's nothing to be confused about, unless you all are playing a little silly game!"
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