Awkward T-Rex

Proper noun usually accompanied by hand gestures signifying small arms and a mimed a chomping motion. Denotes and objectifies the awkwardness of a prevailing situation in the form of a giant imaginary dinosaur.

Girl says "how's Kimberly"
Guy says "she dumped me last week"
Girl screams "awkward T-Rex!"
Laughter.

sexy t-rexing

A condition that is caused by heavily drinking alcohol.

Symptoms:

-A single arm curls up as your fingers point outwards as if you were a one armed, retarded T-Rex dinosaur.

- A hip slouches to the same side, allowing your elbow to rest on the hip.
- Staring at you in a highly suggestive manner
- Unable to speak a clear modern language

-But able to say 'rawr'

This condition was made famous by a lady named Teal Goodsell from the middle of nowhere, Alaska.

Oh, look, Teal is sexy t-rexing again, it's pretty much the hottest thing in the room.

T-Rex Dab

You probably have heard about the word dabbing, well. A t-Rex dabbing is when a person only looks down moving your head and moves your hands while your arm is on your chest. Cause a t-Rex

Have the smallest hands ever!

Ohh did you see them T-Rex dab yesterday?

Dino T-Rex

Only the greatest game of all time! The game has you playing as a T-Rex that runs through a desert jumping over cactuses and dodging pterodactyls. The game's normally played by using Google Chrome without internet access, but it can also be found in other places.

Guy 1: Great, my internet is down again.
Guy 2: Oh! Does that mean you can play Dino T-Rex?
Guy 1: I almost forgot about that game! Maybe having no internet isn't so bad after all!

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T-Rex Syndrome

The affliction suffered by someone who had an excessive workout the previous day, focusing on the arm muscles, and are now suffering extreme pains, leaving them to tuck in their arms all day to stay comfortable.

Too much gym yesterday left me with a major case of T-rex syndrome

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Retarded T-rex

A T-rex whose intelligence is far below that of a normal T-rex. They are known for random flailings as a means of attack, but should be considered harmless, for they will more than like trip in their attack run.

Jesse Slade

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T-Rex arms

When you're going down on a girl and she orgasms so hard that her arms go numb and she holds them like a T-rex.

Female- "OMG ! You are the Clit Commander! You gave me face so good I got T-rex arms!"
Male- "Yeah, that's a thing I do. I've been working out at the Y a lot lately!"

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