Mike-idk what to do anymore
Joe-bro just leave her tp
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Felix: Man that guy Bryan sure has TPS.
Sam: TPS?
Felix: Yeah tiny penis syndrome.
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The pseudonym TPS stands for "Tanning Per Second". It's a term used by tanning champions to clarify their listeners if today would be a brilliant day to sunbath. It scales from approximately 1-10, but what has to be taken into account is the location in the world. A TPS10 in Norway wouldn't be a TPS10 in the Sahara - obviously.
Dude 1: "Wow, have you seen the weather today?"
Dude 2: "Yep, it must be at least TPS of 8 today."
Dude 1: "I'm totally gonna hit the beach and show off my body!"
Dude 2: "Enjoy it, tanning champion!"
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*She takes of the strangers pants" "Oh My God! TPS!"
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