Oh Shit My Tadpoles
Husband~Honey my tadpoles are on you, ah and the ceiling
Wife~how did you get it on the ceiling.
Husband~I don’t know they seem to be good swimmers today
ejaculating into a shot glass of vodka then making your woman do a shot
i made my woman do a white tadpole last night
To generously rub Vaseline on hand and put socks on them so you can grasp the wad all night long while you sleep.
Johnny said “ Hey you guys. Will you hold it down while I try to lube the tadpole over here?”
A female that has sex of the cream pie variety with such frequency that her vagina becomes akin to that of a petting zoo for the males sperm which are shaped like tadpoles hence the phrase; tadpole petting zoo
If you're looking for GF material, Emily ain't it bro. She was cool to hang w but it was like a listening to a tadpole petting zoo hearing about all the stories of different guys she smashed out raw.
When you sniff so much Mcat, you visions becomes blurred.
'Wew am proper tadpolling can't even play fifa'
'I'm past tadpolling I'm frogging!' Spoken by OB
big floppy fishy that can kill you in 1 second if it sees you
he is a dinosaur tadpole
The latest breed of trending dog appearing sporadically in various neighborhoods of Brooklyn, NY. Though still highly unobtainable, the 'Taow' (as sometimes referred to) is quite lovely with a wiry mane and demure, but friendly demeanor.
Brad: I'm thinking of getting a Tadpole Chow™ to help me get over my ex and maybe also meet a few ladies by the Bandshell this summer.
Amy: You really should, it's time you do something to develop your self and be a little selfish for once.