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Some ass clown who tries to convert people to his version of Christianity, using a book he's too ignorant and incompetent to fully comprehend. Fully ignorant of the historical, cultural and literary context of the Bible. Every Bible thumper gives the South a bad name. We're not all like that down here, promise y'all that.
The Bible thumper told me I was going to Hell, so I gave him my rosary and told him to pray for me.
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girls who have sexual intercourse with multiple boys who play on the otters hockey team. these girls normally attend every game and think their "the shit". and god forbid you text any of the guys they've slept with.... (which is on average, more than half of the team).
girl1: oh my god. emily is such an otter thumper.. she slept with half the team already!
girl2: what an otter thumper!
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Is the term given to an over enlargered foreskin which has received prolonged sexual intercourse. This prolonged intercourse creates a thicker more jumper-like foreskin which can also vary in colour e.g red, blue, purple and even Smokey orange
'Dad what's a jumper thumper?' ......... 'ermmm, it's that rabbit of bambi son'
a penis at full erection (180 degrees +), so that it touches the stomach
I had to bend over to urinate with that tummy thumper I had this morning.
Noun. The cuntiest cunt of all.
Anna’s mom Jackie is an absolute cunt thumper.
One who takes penises and rams farts back into anuses
She tried to fart while we was doing it so I used the ol fart thumper
an ignoramus of the highest order
That bible thumper on the corner wouldnt shut up about how god is the only certainty in this world so i reported him to the cops for disturbing the peace
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