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Great Valley Middle School

I’m bored and real pissed rn so here we go, welcome to great valley middle school or GVMS where it against the dress code to wear pajama pants but some white ass 6th grader practically has her non-existent titties out and thats ok. It’s so snobbish students are forced to call the cafeteria the “dining hall” and the staff are stuck in the past with their blue ribbon award winning asses. A place where we have to have monthly assembly’s because students are on the brink of suicide. It’s so proud of it “inclusivity” and “progression” meanwhile you’ll have people calling each other slurs left and right. Oh and don’t get me started on the asshole teachers. I think there might be like one or two that are actually bearable but the others all give of pedo vibes or are just plain mean for no reason. This place is a shithole and anyone who goes here knows it.

“I have a friend who goes to Great Valley Middle School and earlier they told me the craziest shit goes on at their school”

by Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh April 15, 2023


Mission Valley Middle School

A strict public school in Leawood, Kansas, and makes you want to go to a private school. While sitting in the office of this school you can watch the security tapes, or watch the fat kids come out of the nurses office with an ice pack. Mission Valley is also the school with the ESL (english as a second language) program where all the immagrants come from all around Kansas City and try to kill the kids from KCK. It's not very pleasant, some of the Chinese kids try to knife the Mexicans, and the Mexicans hit on the Blacks, while the blacks are into the white trash...its pretty much a horrible school.

Mission Valley Middle School is a place that you never want to go.

by Curtis June 18, 2006


oley valley high school

a place where shitty administration and shitty kids meet. where the principal targets groups of kids for nothing but then praises other. this school is filled with whores, retarded hicks who jerk off to fords, weird emo transgender chicks that just piss everyone off, and ugly chicks that are bitches to everyone. if you want a failed education or want to be a wannabe country kid oley high school is where you want to be.

Did you hear about oley valley high school?
Yea! I heard they are all country retards!
Yep.

by fronk the chopper December 08, 2021


Dougherty Valley High School

A school that is only filled with ASIANs and INDIANs. Everyone teaches them selves and the schools teachers get credit. The (white) kids who don't choose to practice violin and have no social life and teach themselves what the teachers should be teaching, look stupid. Most of the students are antisocial and are rude as fuck. If you have a decision of going to anyother school and Dougherty.... DONT GO TO DOUGHERTY.

"dang are there any white or black people who go to Dougherty Valley High School?"

by White kid at dougherty January 13, 2013


Conestoga Valley High School

A school in south central PA more corrupted then Election. Many types of people in this school consist of the following, White kids who talk shit, thots who slept with every guy you know, the Latino group where they don’t speak a lick of English and shout stupid shit in the English hallway. (coencidental? I think not) and of course the Nictoine Pheens who flock to the band room bathroom to rip the freshman’s mango pod. Although the teachers their a some what cool their are a few which will crucify you if you take a 6 min bathroom break. This is Conestoga Valley High School, sounds like fun. Right?

hooker: how old are you?
Boy: 14, why?

Hooker: oh really, my son is 14 and attends Conestoga Valley High School.
Boy: really! Me too I’m a freshman.

by Traplord56 January 06, 2019


Great valley middle school

A school in which the teachers are annoying as fuck the food is horrible the hot dogs bounce the 8th grade football team is ass there is led in the water and the smartest person in that shithole is the goddamn janitor

Great valley middle school is ass

by Pinecone69 November 28, 2018


Merrimack Valley High School

An inbred breeding ground.

Husband: "Hmm, A home in south-central New Hampshire would be nice!"
Wife: "Yes, but what school would our children attend?"
Husband: "If we get that nice place in Salisbury, Merrimack Valley High School."
Wife: -looks up school review-
Wife: FUCK THAT they're all cousins!

by tremblay-is-a-butt-pirate November 19, 2011