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The thing dumb people say when they mean r/whoooosh
Person 1: Tells joke
Person 2: Doesn't get joke and says dumb shit
Person 3: "whoosh" or "r/whoosh"
Person 4: "r/itswhooooshwith4os" or "r/itswhooooshnotwhoosh"
Gay fart.
Gay men's farts sound different because of their stretched anuses which cause the air to escape at different speed, resulting in a unique and recognisable "whoosh" sound.
Discussion related to gay farting:
Guy 1: "Did you whoosh today, Steve?"
Guy 2: "No George, I'm not gay, I fart like normal people. Not like you. Because you're gay."
Guy 1: "Steve, I'm not gay.."
Guy 2: "Ho sorry, thought..."
Guy 1: "Okay, no problem!"
Guy 2: "Bye Steve, I'm going to eat pineapple."
Guy 1: "Okay, have a nice night."
Guy 2: "Oh, and I almost forgot, does Jessica speak Spanish?"
Guy 1: "Not sure..."
Guy 2: "Bye. Love you!"
Steve is gay: he lied. So he farts differently.
A group of cyclists, whether they're bicyclists, or motorcyclists.
Did you see that whoosh of riders go by?
Were you reading Mushoku Tensei? Anyways, the expression "woosh-whoosh-whoosh" means something was done quickly, constantly, and unstoppably.
I've been *woosh-whoosh-whoosh* casting magic since I was
young.
A whoosh whoosh is the act of whooshing very whoosh like.
“She just a whooshy whooshed all The way across the field!”
The act of informing someone that a joke has gone over their head
Tom: No Way! This video got a trillion views!
Bob: Actually, that’s not possible.
Little did bob know, the joke went over his head, and Tom was going to start whooshing him