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The bizarre sexual act of defecating in a condom sealing it with a knot and then consuming it in order to defecate it again.
Hey Dan I've just done a fantastic wilson it's working it's way through my lower digestive tract as we speak.
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A Wilson is a certain kind of person. Usually the person freaks out when he sees a certain car (usually camaros). The person also mentions that he will be getting a new car everyday, and that his mother has seen one for him. This car usually turns out to be too expensive. This person also claims to have a penis in excess of 24". This person claims that he's had sex with 4.2 billion girls.
Damn, that guy's a Wilson. There's no way he uses Magnum Condoms.
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The name applied to anything of great personal value that is just out of your grasp, whose collection or loss will ultimately lead to an emotional episode; often spoken passionately like Tom Hanks calling for Wilson in the Ocean.
Time: "It's almost 5pm. Almost there, weekend!! WILSON!!!"
Possession: "I bumped into the counter and a bottle of wine fell off towards the floor, so I dove to try and catch it....but Wilson was just out of reach, and shattered onto the floor. Sad day."
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Wilson's are total dicks heads, they muck girls about. They always think they are right but really they are wrong. Wilsons have no patient and speak over the top of you when u are speaking. Wilson's try to hard to get in to girls pants. They are also total fuck boys who speak to 4 girls at the same time. Never trust a Wilson as they will just fuck you over and break your heart.
Wilson's think with there DICKS
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An annoying ass guy who'll bother the crap out of you.
Also loves Men's Warehouse.
"Oh no! It's Wilson! Run away." -MEE
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When you get period blood on your hand and you smack her on the ass and yell Willsonnn!!
Dude, I took this girl home and she was on the rag so I gave her a Wilson.
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A Wilson is someone who rejects everything Mexican, aside from tacos, burritos and the Mexican Lawnmower
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