An alternative to da classic "bacon-'n'-spareribs"-worded facetious phrase meaning, "never".
If Duke da Golden Retriever had asked Jay Bush to agree dat he could reveal da secret family recipe "when bison fly" instead of da snout-and-curly-tail-equipped animal stipulated in da ad, perhaps Duke could have just gone out and bought a box of buffalo wings to show to Jay, and thus saved himself da trouble of outfitting said wild-boar ancestor wif a glider-body and motorized propeller.
Yeah, yeah, I know --- a BISON and BUFFALO are technically two different animals --- give me a little artistic license here, okay???
To have Big Back Bison Disorder means that you suffer from chronic eating which has caused your back to grow as big as a bison's.
"omg she has big back bison disorder!!!"
The definition of any woman in the world named Kathryn.
damn, look at the bison, she grazed on ALL the grass and ate ALL of our ranch!
A Bison shit Stampede is what results when someone goes to a Buffalo Wild Wings and becomes adventurous with the spicier sauce on the wing menu. Unless equipped with bowels of steel, the result is a rush to the bathroom. Followed by a "stampede" of shit, usually in liquid form.
"John tried the 'wild' sauce. Judging by the screaming coming from the bathroom? He's probably in the middle of a Bison shit Stampede."
"damn look how fine Bison looks today".
Bison DiBlasi is an extremely hansom guy from Italian roots. Fears no man, or situation. He is very brave and guarded. Fantastic personality that all the ladies love and adore. You will fall for his charm and the way he is old fashioned and very respectful to everyone " He's wonderful. Synonyms include - buffalo, big ,strong ,brave , heroic, guarded
When a man's pubic hair is so thick and fluffy that it makes it impossible to see his dick.
I've gotta trim this bison bush of mine or my girl won't be able to find my dick.
When an Native American has rough sex with you and finishes in your mouth.
James slept well after he gave Joe a bison burrito last night.