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A song that if the beginning notes were played in a room full of a certain generation, most could sing the rest of the song.
“Welcome to the Black Parade” is a Bohemian Rhapsody of Millenials
The act of taking one's cell phone and putting it on vibrate, then stick it in someone's anus, then call the phone.
My Ex-Girlfriend always liked having Bohemian Bootycalls...
An extremely vigorous back handed masturbation performed by a wife on her husband while he is still half asleep
I was dozing off when I asked my wife what the time was. You can imagine my surprise when she produced the bohemian wristwatch
a type of foreplay for advanced students
him: "babe, the entirety of my genitalia is pointing towards your mekka!"
her: "bebe, my tittays, my crotch, my nose, my toes, even my eyelashes are directed towards your jerusalem."
(they sing bohemian blasphemy together and run away)
Someone who claims to be a Queen fan but only likes Bohemian Rhapsody. They may also be acquainted with the songs We Will Rock You and We Are the Champions but it's 50/50 as to whether or not they even know they're by the same band. Speaking of the whole band, they usually do not know who any of the personnel is except Freddie Mercury. In fact, to most of them, "Queen" and Freddie Mercury are interchangeable. They tend to have very narrow and trendy music tastes to begin with.
Dan: So what type of music do you listen to?
Bohemian Rhapsotard: Oh you know, Billie Eilish, Ariana Grande, Maroon 5...
Dan: Any classic rock?
Bohemian Rhapsotard: Classic rock?
Dan: You know, like Queen.
Bohemian Rhapsotard: I love Queen!
Dan: Really? Me too! What's your favorite album by them? Mines News of The World!
Bohemian Rhapsotard: Uh...Bohemian Rhapsody?
Dan: Oh, so you like A Night at the Opera?
Bohemian Rhapsotard: Uh...what? No, I like Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen. You know? Freddie Mercury?
Dan: ...and Brian May, and Roger Taylor, and John Deacon...
Bohemian Rhapsotard: Who???
Dan: ...
Bohemian Rhapsotard: Oh yeah, speaking of classic rock, I LOVE those songs We Are the Champions and We Will Rock You. I never found out who made those though...
Bohemian Baptism is when you are doing a person from behind while her head is over the toilet bowl. A common rule is that the person needs to get their hair wet during the act in order to count and in other areas, the toilet needs to be flushed in order for the act to be complete.
"She was leaning over the toilet bowl when I gave her a Bohemian Baptism"
The most overrated song of all time that brings confusion to men why the world would love such a song written by a group of homosexuals.
Have you heard Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen? I don't know what the world sees in that song to make it the BEST SONG EVER... or to even a GOOD song.. its just a bunch of gay choir boys singing. Is the world turning gay?
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