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The finest quality around. Guaranteed to hit the spot. After having your Dickens Cider Jugs to relieve the urge, you wont ever again settle for anything less.
When Larry came home after a long, hard day at work, he told his girlfriend Tiffany that he needed his Dickens Cider Jugs to take his mind off the stress.
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1. the tendency to write abnormally long sentences with heavy punctuation after reading a novel by Charles Dickens
2. the tendency to write or speak in a way similar to how the narrator or characters wrote or spoke in a piece of entertainment you recently experienced
if you'd rather not read a long and rambling novel, you can usually experience the Charles Dickens effect by watching Gilmore Girls: after watching it, you may find that you have the abnormal ability of speaking inhumanly fast and dishing out comebacks so witty and tactful that they should be against the law.
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A way to say Oh my ____ without using the Lord's name in vain or any swear words.
Oh my dickens, those marital relations we engaged in were wonderful!
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When someone fucks a horse and then the horse fucks them then the person who fucked horse pulls a 10 foot dildo out there fanny pack and fucks themself and horse with it and then the horse cums in there but they also like it
Horse dicken butt was a dick in horse butt
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v. To insert ones big toe into thy fair maidens gillyhiggens and then giveth a taste to whomever shall be in want of receiving such a wondrous treat.
A: Hi, I'd like to order a Chicken McKrisper Dickens.
B: Cool. Do you want fries with that?
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Failing to reach job performance standards despite repeated claims to the contrary from one's superior.
Kevin, according to his boss, is working like the dickens day and night. Unfortunately, he's failing miserably at his job.
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