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A new variation of vampires pioneered by the Twilight franchise. They bear minimal resemblance to classical vampires and in many ways are more akin to fairies. One such difference is that they “sparkle” in the sun instead of dying and awesome deaths.
Girl: Oh no! Is that a vampire coming to kill us!
Guy: No don’t worry it’s just a sparkle fairy.
A gay or gay-curious guy that uses a farmers daughter to get to her dad, the farmer. Prevalent in areas with low gay populations- the Midwest and Minnesota.
Damn dude, did you know that Cory was a farmer fairy? He just dated Nicole just to get to her farmer daddy, Bryant?
a mysterious entity who leaves weed for you when you least expect it.
if you are good and share your weed, the weed fairy comes when you are in need
if you are bad and don't share a bit, the weed fairy will come and take your shit.
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well its pretty much the same Fair Enough, but its Fairy Snuff.
Girl: Hey! what you been up to?
Girl 2:Helloooo, uh, nothing much.
Girl: ah fairy snuff!
Braggart. Literal english translation of the Hokkien phrase "Tua Pao Sian".
Don't believe everything he said, that guy is a cannon fairy!
An overweight demon who moans when she sees toes and steals them.
MOTHER OF GOD WHAT IS THAT THING
oh that’s shalissa she’s a toenail fairy
The autumn fairy changes the colors of the leaves in fall. She hides between her wings, which look like leaves, when frightened.
The leaves are turning yellow; the autumn fairy must be working hard.