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Kris

get the banana

Kris get the banana

by ultimate368 January 31, 2022

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Kris

Baddest guy on the block. Known for carrying flip knives and having arguments with teachers. Don’t get on the wrong side of him or you’ll soon be gone.
U look at kris ur looking at death he makes 10 bags a minute. Dick also about 15+ inches

Oh shit we gotta go it’s kris
Fuck run it’s kris he’s gonna back it out

by my name ia jeff October 10, 2019

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Kris

Gay people who suck dicks for money

Person 1 :hey dude im going to hire philp

Person 2: dude he is such a kris

by Hsehebjden April 16, 2018

2πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Kris

''Kris'', is often a nickname for a person who is generally unlikable or a bitter old man.
A ''Kris'' will most likely enjoy mathematics.

Peter: '' So what do you like to do on your free time?''
Kris: ''Math!''
Pete: '' Oh no, it's a Kris..''

George:'' Why does that guy look like a raisin?''

Patty:'' That's a Kris.''

by Wurt October 13, 2018

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Kris

an ugly potato that sits on the couch all day

β€œHey Kris is a loser”
β€œI agree”

by kris.pykreme February 19, 2019

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Gotta Kris

To leave quickly, just like how Kris left Exo-M.

girl: I'm pregnant
boy: gotta Kris *leaves*

by popk February 28, 2016

572πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


kris bryant

2015 Rookie of the year. Only reason why teenage girls from Chicago watch baseball. Future legend and mass poon slayer

Becky: Kris Bryant can reach home plate with me!
Dad: me too!

by BaseballFan29 March 19, 2016