Baddest guy on the block. Known for carrying flip knives and having arguments with teachers. Donβt get on the wrong side of him or youβll soon be gone.
U look at kris ur looking at death he makes 10 bags a minute. Dick also about 15+ inches
Oh shit we gotta go itβs kris
Fuck run itβs kris heβs gonna back it out
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Gay people who suck dicks for money
Person 1 :hey dude im going to hire philp
Person 2: dude he is such a kris
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''Kris'', is often a nickname for a person who is generally unlikable or a bitter old man.
A ''Kris'' will most likely enjoy mathematics.
Peter: '' So what do you like to do on your free time?''
Kris: ''Math!''
Pete: '' Oh no, it's a Kris..''
George:'' Why does that guy look like a raisin?''
Patty:'' That's a Kris.''
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an ugly potato that sits on the couch all day
βHey Kris is a loserβ
βI agreeβ
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To leave quickly, just like how Kris left Exo-M.
girl: I'm pregnant
boy: gotta Kris *leaves*
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2015 Rookie of the year. Only reason why teenage girls from Chicago watch baseball. Future legend and mass poon slayer
Becky: Kris Bryant can reach home plate with me!
Dad: me too!