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When you see something/someone tells you something that you don't find funny enough to laugh out loud so you do a small exhale through your nose.
*alone on social media in room* sees something funny *nose exhale*
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A pope's nose is the fatty rump of a chicken, duck, or turkey from which the tail feathers would have been attached.
Some people say the pope's nose is the most savory part of the chicken.
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the act of wearing a mask in such a way that one's nose is uncovered thus making the mask basically useless.
"Hey John, your mask slipped down. You're dick nosing"
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"Come over on Friday night we'll throw back some nose beers".
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A tough, straightforward, take-no-prisoners way of carrying oneself. Hard-nosed people may not be sensitive or tactful, but they are gritty and tackle problems head-on.
Person 1: Heard about some guy named Collin Klein today, apparently he's in the Heisman race..?
Person 2: Yeah bro, he's the quarterback for K-state. That kid plays old school hard-nosed football.
OR
Marine 1: You hear about the gunny sarge? He took a bullet to the leg and didn't even notice. Wiped out the whole sniper nest by himself.
Marine 2: That hard-nosed SOB.
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A semi-erect penis. Usually 1/2 to 3/5 the way to being fully erect.
Also can be simplified to "Gonzo".
Variations of term:
Gonzor: The one who is causing the Gonzo Nose. Usually female.
Gonzee: The one who is getting the Gonzo Nose. Male.
Upside-Down Gonzo Nose - An overly erect penis.
Gonzette: Female who habitually causes Gonzo Noses.
For clarification, see image of the character "Gonzo" from Jim Henson's "The Muppets".
Gonzor - "Hey, you ready to bang me?"
Gonzee - "Nope, all I got is a Gonzo Nose."
Gonzor - "Well, you need to hurry and turn that Gonzo in to an Upside-Down Gonzo Nose so you can jam it in my a-hole."
Gonzee - "Okay."
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a person who always has to announce to all other people in his immediate company who and how many cops he knows. Said person is always making stupid small talk with cops, i.e. on details, in coffee shops, etc. Their obnoxious ass-kissing usually purports a certain discomfort level to the pigs they are conversing with.
Gas Utility Worker: "Hey Pete, haven't seen you down The VFW lately, did you get that boat of yours out of the water yet?"
Detail Cop: " Uhh yeah, I did three months ago in December, Jim, I mean Tom..."
Gas Utility Worker: " Yeah I heard Captain Jones, you know, Jonesy, was in the paper last week listed as the second highest paid cop in the city. Yeah I went to grammar school with his neighbors cousins ex-wife not too long ago in '73."
Disco: " Man, look at Tom go, he truly is a fucking blue nose!"
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