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The philosopher’s orgasm is an acute feeling of bliss that occurs after a profound thought or experience. It can be described it as the mind’s “gears falling into place.”
Few men in history can claim to have felt abject satisfaction and bliss simply from thinking, and those who do have experienced a philosopher's orgasm, the complete harmony between logical thought and emotion.
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A girl who is well versed in physiology and is also a freak.
Nate: "What you gonna do when you graduate college?"
Brian: "I'm going to be rich and do a different girl every night".
Nate: "Yea right."
Brian: "What about you"?
Nate: " I'm gonna marry Cinny".
Brian: "Cinny's got you hooked on that philosophical booty."
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Generally these people are pompous, drug induced, morons.
They usually wear beanies or a loose fitting t-shirt and dirty clothes. They spend their days by the TV smoking weed and watching rick&morty. They watch the Joe rogan podcast and believe that aliens are everywhere and that the CIA have time machines.
You may confuse them with tinfoil wearers but they are a little less nuts. They believe that them and only them understand the universe and that they are unique and special... But they work for minimum wage and get their facts from unreliable sources and use blanket terms to make their points seems more air tight. When you challenge them on these views then they usually get angry and aggressive but be assured that they haven't been in a fight since their mate stole their pokemon card.
These people are not credible and lack all intellect that they need to make valid conclusions. They will tout unionism as good and capitalism as bad. They believe that the police can't come in their house if they say they can't and they are deluded enough to believe that they are important.
Enjoy your day!
Hey Tom, see Kevin?
Yeah.
Well he's become a pot head and believes the moon landing was fake. God, another Armchair Philosopher!
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-Any person who freely expresses their opinions on life, based on personal experiences.
-That person whose advice always puts things in a helpful perspective.
-Someone who is considered wise in a subject, but may not have established themselves as an authority in that subject.
-Mark always asks his cousin for pocket-philosopher advice when he moves to a new house.
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The general malaise, fatigue, or otherwise hangover-like symptoms that are caused by discussing or debating a philosophical topic too late at night which resulted in you both (a) cognitively never resolving the issue and (b) losing an entire night's worth of sleep attempting to.
Issa, Ali, and Nick all woke up with a really bad philosopher's hangover after spending all night trying to solve the mind-body problem.
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Philosoph-aw (noun)
A philosophy that considers taking words with common "E" endings and trading them with an "Aw" ending. Par example: the word "biology" (if used in philosoph-aw) will now be pronounced "biologaw". Usually one emphasizes the "aw" ending for dramatic effect.
Paul: So, what class do you have now?
Tom: Well, fourth period, I haz BiologAW.
Paul: Hmm, anyone I know in that class?
Tom: Yesm. Michael, and BrittnAW.
Paul: Dude, what the hell are you doing?
Tom: Dude, it's my new philosoph-aw, look it up on urbandictionary.com, you whore.
Paul: Oh. Sounds good. Michael's a douche. We'll hangballs later.
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When you're so stoned you think that fork is deep.
Stoner A: Dude, like ... fork.
Stoner B: Whoa! You like wax philosophical man!
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