samurai scissor

is when a lovely lady after a long night of partying takes you back to her place for some funand before you get down to buisness she lays on her back spreads her legs wide and has you take a huge dump in or on her vagina

Last week Klaw got to samurai scissor Shatoya and her vagina has consequently smellled like feces for a week.

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Samurai Wannabee

A negative phenomenon where foreigners who go to Asia try to look like ancient Japanese Samurai by growing their hair to long lengths, and tying it in a bun at the back (possibly with a lock or two of hair loose for shock affect). They do this because they are confused about their own identity and are actually shallow enough to think that you can become something in complete essence by merely duplicating what it looks like. It is also generally accompanied by growing aesthetically repulsive amounts of stubble with a smile/sneer and *I'm cool attitude*.

Man I can't believe that clown! He comes walking into here looking like a Samurai Wannabee and actually managed to pick up that chick! That guy is such a fake!

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Darkside Samurai

Opposite to "The Absolute Master Of The Wisdom" he is...
"THE ABSOLUTE MASTER OF SEX AND VIOLENCE"

The Old Legend Says: "The Darkside Samurai comes to rape all strong and beautiful japanese girls......"

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Samurai Karasu

one of the coolest dudes on the planet and don't you question it >:

Samurai Karasu > ALFY and Ashley combined. =o

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Nipple Samurai

A being of immense power, the only being able to wield the art of nipple fu. His nipples are harder than diamonds and his powers become stronger the harder his nipples get. He is a peaceful man, but if you cross his nipples you will be a footnote in the logs of the Nipple Samurai!

The Nipple Samurai has released a new log.

Samurai Cop

One of the greatest action films of all time about a skillful Cop who was trained by the masters in Japan and speaks fluent Japanese

Friend: "Dude have you seen Samurai Cop? That movie is a classic!"

Dude: "What are you talking about that movie was-"

Friend: "ONE OF THE GREATEST MOVIES OF ALL TIME!!"

Dude: "Your definitely High my friend'

FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION

A SPECIAL CLIP FROM SAMURAI COP

Henchman: "They call him Samurai, he speaks fluent Japanese.."

Samurai Cop: "Are you, Fuj- Fujiyama?"

Nurse: "Would you like to go out with me?"
Samurai Cop: "Uh uh yes I would"
Black Cop: 😐
Nurse: "Would you like to fuck me??"
Samurai Cop:😳
Black Cop:

Atomic Samurai

A sandbag

"God atomic sandbag sucks"
Gloves: "His name is atomic samurai!!!"