Tom Tom

Noun:
1. Someone who repeatedly states the obvious and is hard to have a good conversation with. <Much like a GPS>

2. Someone who tries gives you advice that is totally irrelevant or that you already know.

(At a Car Dealership)
Grandpa Bill: Well Roy, I know you are excited about buying a new car and getting on the road, but keep in mind that a man who has driven 25,000 miles has more experience than the man who has driven 10,000.
Roy: Uhh....yeah
Grandpa Bill: Your body is going through some major changes right now.
Roy: You are such a tom tom.
Grandpa Bill: See this side view mirror? It says "Objects in mirror are closer than they appear."
Roy: ...and so is the car manufacturer.

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Describing something that is both classy and fancy.
The definition of something fancy and classy is Clancy. Naturally we pick the most bad ass person with the last name Clancy, who is Tom Clancy.

"Hey man how does my shirt look?"
"Bro, that shirt is straight Tom."

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The name alone makes people 10km around shriek in excitement. Tom brings joy to all especially his girlfriend by being so damn awesome. Most frequently found in KD.

'i dream of tom nightly'
'hey you were so tom last night' 'nah way, im not nearly in the tom league'

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A person who is funny, sexy, amazing, awesome at guitar, loves pot noodle, has lots of great friends loves ketamine and is a crazy motherfucker. tscs ftw

Have you seen T..'' - ''Im here!'' - ''i wish i was you, tom

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Tom is the sexyiest beast around, he slays all the ladies, and then enlightens them with the most amazing positions in bed....

"Wow that guy is such a Tom, last night was an experience of a lifetime...." *orgasms*

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An old slang term for a lesbian

"Don't bother flirting, they're a couple of toms."

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Commonly used military term for a private soldier in the army.

The floor needs sweeping.

Ok, I'll get a TOM to do it.

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