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The action of being tattooed to achieve a therapeutic release.
I am having a bad week; I need ink therapy!
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The act of putting an obviously non sick patient that reports to the emergency department in the waiting room for a long period of time.
Not to be confused with Photoluminescence.
Doctor: Nurse where is the guy with the hang nail?
Nurse: He is out for UV Therapy. Would you like me to bring him back?
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Drinking to reduce momentary suffering. Cheaper than psychotherapy and, for a while, more fun.
We broke up a week ago, and i've been in extensive alcohol therapy ever since.
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Using something powerfully persausive to bring someone to your side.
A smith and wesson is a great tool for shock-therapy.
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The act of brotherly bonding while under the influence of marijuana. Group Therapy may be accomplished under the influence of various other drugs, but, cocaine's tendency to make you an insufferable prick, meth-amphetamine's tendency to make you a different variety, but still equally annoying, kind of prick, and heroin's general shittiness make weed the drug of choice. During a Group Therapy session, it is common for parties to have stoned revelations, confessionals, or general break downs. Like all stoned endeavors, group therapy should be accompanied with a liberal quantity of nutella, cheetos, and whatever the hell else you can find, so long as there is enough for everyone, lest your Group Therapy Session turn into a pissing match over the cheetos.
Etymology - The concept of a group bonding in a "therapy" session, however, typically this can be achieved without the aid of drugs. The basis for the use of this expression in the context of drugs however, stems from an album cover for the album "group therapy" by "dope". Connect the fucking dots.
Dude, do you like, dude, wanna come over for group therapy dude?
Aw fuck naw the last one was shit because you didn't bring enough goddamn nutella.
Dude, this is like ironic!
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One of the worst religous practices to exist in the United States, due to its controversial methods. Many of the poor people who attend there are scarred for life or commit suicide later on.
Person 1: Heard Jake got send to Conversion Therapy. How is he doing?
Person 2: Fuck that, he's screwed for life.
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A costly replacement for Zoloft.
My therapist says a good day of retail therapy should bring me back around.
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