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you have to kiss your girlfriend on the lips!
October 18 kiss your girlfriend day
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A phrase used to describe the ultimate feeling in life. When you hit the highest of the highs. Especially in a situation when you've hit the jackpot just when it looked hopeless. You thought it was over and you were down and out...and then a miracle happened.
Joe: Man i don't think we can win this game...there's only 3 seconds left.
Bob: Here comes the hail mary!...TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!
Joe: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob: Party like your girlfriend had a miscarriage!!!!!!!
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Basically it’s the new your mom gay, but as you know your mom looks like trash and so that persons girlfriend looks like trash as well
His new girflriend is super ugly don’t you think? “Your girlfriend looks like my mom.”
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Today invite your girlfriend to house
National invite your girlfriend over today day is today!!
national give your girlfriends best friend 100$
on June 22 give your girlfriend the best backshots of her life. whether in the shower or in the bed. tear that’s pussy up from the back
today i have my girlfriend backshots on national give your girlfriend backshots day
teresa got backshots on national backshots day
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November 11 National give your girlfriend your favourite jumper day
Quick it’s November 11 National give your girlfriend your favourite jumper day so give her your jumper