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Involves a bucket of ice, salt, a polar bear (a black bear if you are not able to obtain a polar bear), and a 7 iron.......one man lies on his back with penis erect the other places an ice cube on top of the erect penis and tee's off with the 7 iron....while this is occurring another person lies spread eagle with anus accessible...another person then begins to jack off counting out his strokes.....if said golfer is able to hit the ice cube off the erect penis and get a "hole" in one into the anus the the golfer will recieve a blumpkin from trig palin, if they get an eagle they will recieve a screaming seagull from an acutual seagull, a birdie will result in the golfer getting to take a dip in the pool with casey anthony while playing with chloroform, if said golfer gets a par they must do a mesa verde mudslide off of whoopie goldberg, if they bogey the person will receive a ride on the thriller express....if said golfer fails to get the ice cube into the anus before the member of the group jacking off "erupts" or said ice cube melts the golfer must put salt on their penis and let the polar bear lick the salt off with the risk of said bear ripping of said penis off in a rage of fury.
Nolan just got a hole in one by teeing off with his 7 iron off of ian's penis into timothy's asshole! he now can get a blumpkin from trig palin! He just pulled of the perfect Alaskan Tiger Woods!
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A list that married men keep in their head, of hot women that they want to bang on the side and pay hush money to.
Wow she is so fine, she is on my Tiger Woods List.
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Previously known as someone who is good in bed. More recently refers to many different women all having "Tiger Woods" in their sacks.
Porn Star 1) I heard you screaming last night, he must have a been a tiger in the sack.
Porn Star 2) No, actually it was just Tiger Woods in the sack last night.
Porn Star 3) He was in my sack last night.............
Porn Star 4) He was in my sack the night before last............
Porn Star 5)....................
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A new catch phrase for cheating on someone.
When someone is having sex with a girl/man even tho they are married/engaged or in a relationship.
Martin: DAMN! Ulrik got his groove going on with that chick!
Kriss: Yeah man, do you think he is pulling a tiger woods on that chick?
Martin: He better not do, I know his wife would kill him!
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This effect happens when professional golfers wake up in the morning and read the newspaper and find out that Tiger Woods is playing in the next tournament. After they hear this they all get worried and shit themselves.
Bob: "When I got onto the golf course today and saw Tiger the Tiger Woods effect hit me. Did hit you too?"
John: "Of course it did it is Tiger Woods."
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A state in which paranoid wives constantly worry that their "nice guy" husbands are secretly cheating on them every time they leave the house.
When I came back from my business trip, my wife was all over me with questions about who we were with and what we were doing after the conference. My wife has a bad case of Tiger Woods Syndrome - she even demanded to see my phone!
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When you are rubbing the front of the pussy very fast as if you were putting spin on the ball while playing Tiger Woods 2009 Video Game...
"I gave her the Tiger Woods fingers, and that made her instantly want to fuck me"
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