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The art (sexual) of sticking a slurpee straw (the kind with the little spoon at the end) in the pee hole of a man, then sucking the semen out while he ejaculates.
Last night I gave John a Tijuana Slurpee.
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The act of sitting on an open bottle of tequila and doing a hand stand. Gravity will empty the bottle into your anus, causing an alcohol-induced blindness that will send you into a furious fiesta. Ole!
Tom: Hey PJ, two words: Tijuana Takedown.
PJ: what?
Tom: let's get ass-drunk
PJ: cool, I'm down do be a drunk ass tonight
Tom: nah man, it's where you get drunk via your ass. Like a tequila handstand.
PJ: sounds dangerous.
Tom: fuck ya it is. Let's sit on some bottles!
PJ: no fiesta.
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Tijuana Taco is when you take a crap and place it under a cars visor (Hence the term taco) of a very unexpecting person. So when He/She is driving and opens the visor it falls on their lap. Hopfully not causing an accident so the driver and gifter get a good Laugh from it.
Butch gave Eric a Tijuana Taco in his new car.
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When you're fucking a girl in the ass, and shit starts to come out.
I guess I got a little carried away banging her ass, cause I got caught in a Tijuana Mudslide.
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The act of lying under a glass table while a woman hovers above and shits on the glass. Sources believe this form of performance art started in Mexico, but quickly spread to the States.
Frank, an aspiring gastroenterologist, traveled to Mexico to witness first-hand a Tijuana Sunrise since no video documentarian had ever chronicled this natural human act.
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The most delicious place to eat ever. Serves food fit for the goods, similar to ambrosia and/or manna. AKA Heaven.
Parent: Hey kids, I'm starved, where should we eat tonight?
Children in unison: TIJUANA FLATS.
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When you give a stripper a dollar while they are dancing on stage and they reach down and grab your crotch as a way of saying "Thanks, I'll stop by later and see if we can go to the backroom."
I just got Tijuana Necktied by that stripper, she is going to be coming back over here when she is done dancing, let me borrow some money.
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