Oregon timber burn

The act of an Indian burn on an erect penis. Placing two hands on an erect penis and turning one clockwise and the other counter clockwise causing a burning sensation.

I gave Jim an Oregon timber burn last night while we were having sex.

Steve is being a real jerk, someone needs to give him an Oregon timber burn.

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timber inline™️

A turm used by those who can smash n who like to zip tie there Frenemies For the fuck of It!! Who turn on you so now want to see them fall by knocking them at the knees w “hi powered Co2 guns for the fun of it ! Cuz we can!!😂🤣🖕

Hay dog you ready to go take care of our timber inline™️

Shiver Me Timbers

Nowadays used in a passive aggressive way (usually by the british) at school or somewhere public when someone tries to act big and bad or naughty when they're really just a try hard.
For example:

Person 1: Talk shit about me one time and I'll batter you - you hear me?
Person 2: Ooh, sorry roadman - I'm so scared - shiver me timbers!

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camp Timber tops

THe best place ever. Seriously. Fun, Friends, Cheesey campfires. They have it all. My heart will always live there, my memories stay forever, friends friends friends, we will always be.

WARNING! After leaving one might expirience campsickness, waking up and knowing whether its a red or white day, hoping olypics or pioneer days will break out soon, having the urge to break into song every five minutes, saying camp jokes and wondering why no one else is laughing,and still singing the alma-mater every night before bed
After returning to your summer home, you will expeirience sheer excitement, mild screaming, hugging laughing, adn smiling so much your jaws hurt. You will also expirience crazyness, and joy, please contact your brain to see if camp timber tops is right for you.

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Fiddle Me Timbers

An exclamation when you are both bummed and surprised at the same time, while drunk.

Bob knocks over Dude's beer.
Dude says "Fiddle me timbers! Bob get me a new beer!"

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scissor me timbers

A phrase used in a south park episode where Mr. or Ms. Garrison explored being a lesbian. Garrison was in bed with another woman "scissoring" (in which two women inter-lock each others legs for sexual arrousal). it is at this time that Garrison becomes excited and says "Oh yeah scissor me timbers!!!".

Lesbian: "I haven't gotten a piece of ass in a while I really wish somebody would scissor me timbers."

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Drop some Timber

The act of taking a shit.

Yo! I will be back. Im gonna drop some timber. Aight!