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an imagined reference created by man. can be extended by blocking ones senses. and yes this is true for time is only your own perception and therefore is altered
I was having an orgasm and time ceased to exist
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time is an illusion.. it never stops.. its the rate at which we're going through space.
time does not stop.. time is an illusion
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The act of inserting a toddler back into the womb of its mother. Usually done for the duration of 10-15 minutes; an alternative form of a time out.
Doug's mother told him that if he refused to put his toys away she would give him a time in
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The Los Angeles Times. Also known as an extreme leftist publication that will do ANYTHING to keep the Republicans (see "people that use logic") out of California.
Also decided to become a propoganda publication by delivering papers to people's houses who DID NOT have subscriptions on the day they ran the article on Arnold Schwarzenegger's sexual harassment "allegations".
The Los Angeles Times is comprised of a bunch of hippies who need to start thinking about Right vs. Wrong, not to consult how they "feel" about something.
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Something every lazy person/couch potato has.
Couch Potato: "Okay, honey, I'll do it later! You act like I don't have enough time and shit!"
Lazy Person's Mother: "Lazy Person, clean up your room!"
Lazy Person: "I'll do it later when I have time".
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