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An old pedophile South Dakota who drives a big van which he claims has candy inside, and plays Counterstrike in his basement while he masturbates to his extensive collection of asian, kiddy, bdsm porn.
"please, no, HELP!! NOO!! dont take me home with you Old Timer. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I dont want it! I dont want it! What are you doing with that handkercheif and that bottle of clear odorless liquid?! no HEEEEEELP!"
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the act of fingering a girl while recieving head in the back seat of a car. a Win/win situation for both participants. Developed in the town of Suamico.
"Dude i heard you gave hannah a wicked Suamico Two Timer last night."
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Refers to catholics who attend church twice a year, on Christmas and Easter. May also be used to refer to other religions, but is most commonly used in reference to catholics.
The Christmas mass is always packed. All the two-timer catholics come back and take up the good seats.
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Originally dating back to the Vietnam War. When one's rotation date (leave the country) was near, one lost focus on still being a soldier, and became a liability instead of an asset. Also, the period of time at the end of the 12th grade, when one has already been accepted into a college or the military, and is just waiting for the Senior Prom and Graduation ceremonies.
I wonder if Simon Cowell is getting short-timer's syndrome on American Idol?
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The elderly are not necessarily the only victims of old timer's disease, although they are the ones who get it the most.
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A person who only puts one definition on Urban Dictionary and then forgets it even exists.
Jake: hey, Bob made a neat dictionary entry on Urban Dictionary. Joe: yeah, but he only made one. He is an urban one-timer.
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the term Hank Hill used to call "cocaine" after Peggy had been tutoring a prisoner in the local jail and tried to get her to smuggle in cocaine for him.
"we're not bringing you anymore of your funny timer sand"
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