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Chris is an extrodinary guy who is like no others. He is not just the typical guy you meet. He brings laughter and light into many people's lives and has an extremely well sense of himself. He is known for being very intense at times, but can also be very silly. He is immensely unique in the way he dresses and acts, which also adds to making him even more unforgettable. Someone named Chris is usually an incredible musician, person, and boyfriend.
If you have Chris, you better hold onto him because he is very rare, truly loyal and compassionate. He will also tell you whatever is on his mind.
Note: Guys named Chris typically have very intense chemistry with girls named Megan. (Especially ones with blonde hair who enjoy coffee and dancing.)
Megan: You're my Chris
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1. dude on family guy who is afraid of a monkey in his closet.
2. That dude who is always stealing your girlfriend, aka A Brad, or A Jeff... (common names for users)
3. The goofball in your high school that u used to remember.
4. St. Christopher, The act of putting one over their head or sholder and crossing a body of water. Have fun!
the myth that he was blessed when he took Jesus over his sholders, and passed a river. This makes for one of the best games ever. You can race, endurance, different stuff, but it makes for the best time ever if your bored as hell.
1, Chris, that dude on family guy is dumb as hell, but awesome.
2 That dickhead Chris stole my gf again.
3. Remember when Chris s*** himself in class?
4. Yo! Aaron! Lets play St. Christopher!
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The world's biggest piece of shit. A cheating, lying, disgusting excuse for a man. Chris will constantly cry to his girlfriends to make them feel guilty. He will pretend that he feels he's worthless and ugly, but behind your back he will sext and flirt with 200 other girls. Also, he convinces people that his exes were crazy, when in reality he most likely has borderline personality disorder. If you ever have the chance to with this mop haired, skinny boy, say no. He will just try to fuck you up the butt.
"Oooh girl, your boyfriend is definitely a Chris. Dump him."
"Look at that Chris over there, he thinks he can get all of the ladies."
Person 1: "That guy seems like a Chris to me."
Person 2: "No way that guy is gay."
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Chris is someone who can make you smile by just him smiling at you. He is also one of the sweetest people i know. He is very handsome, with the cutest slur and dimples ever. There isn't a time when you aren't smiling or laughing around him. He has gorgeous eyes, and the hand to hold. He knows how to hold you right, and make you fall asleep in his arms. He is also up for a party and to have fun with and be the weridest person ever with, without getting judged. He is for sure different, and unique, compared to the rest of the losers out there. Hey pays attention to more of the littler things than the bigger. Hes also very protective, and kind. You can never ever be quite with him. Exspecially in bed with his hugee penis! xD. You should be very lucky to have a guy named Chris. and if you do, id catch him and hold on to him than rather of letting go. He is also very hard working and thoughtful. (: He is such a sweetie. Don't ever let him go!
Desz: Hey, is that Chris?
Me: Yeah why?
Desz: Wow hes pretty yummy.
Me: I knowww!! and hes mine
Desz: i know :)
Me: (: hes such a sweetie,
Desz: He seems like it!
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Dude is just plain sick. Crushes girls like bigfoot on an ant farm.
You see "The Chris" over there? Looks like they'll be no lodies for us tonight.
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A guy who will hype girls up for a few weeks then ignores them and talk to another girl
Sister: I’m talking to this guy named Chris he’s so sweet
Me: he’s fake he says that to every girl
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(n) A Chris is someone who is so amazing, mere mortals tremble in his very presence. Chris can move mountains and cause lightning storms, he can control the minds of the weak and he sees all.
Not somebody you want to have on your bad side, and if he is your friend, you're set for life.
aka a God
(adj) something that is amazing or indescribable with words.
Kid: "Dude that concert last night was Chris."
Kid 1: "Dude did you see that? That kid did a quintuple back flip with a 3 foot jump! That's impossible!"
Kid 2: "Oh yeah, thats Chris."
Kid 3: "Ah, that explains it.
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