nerd

stands for:

Not Even Remotely Dorky

nerd is one of the highest of compliments in the modern world.

most people think that nerd is a derogatory term for an intellectual. they are wrong.

A nerd is both smart and cool.

i called Jake a nerd today. He then promptly hit me in the jaw. I'm not sure why, all i did is complement him.

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nerd's nerd

A classic nerd, not one of those "hip" nerds with "smart" glasses. A real smart as hell boring as your grandmother, glasses wearing, chinless, chesthairless, bonafide geek. Think Bill/melinda gates, stephen hawkins etc.

A. Oh my god that new statistic professor is such an asshole. Yesterday he called me stupid in front of everyone.

B. I know, the nerds seem to like him though. Apparently you need an above 145 IQ to "get" him.

A. Yeah, I guess he's a "nerd's nerd"

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Nerd

to excel at everything. Many describe this as "Westervelting" it.

hey how did you do on the Lecon B quiz?

Oh me I "Westervelted" it

Atta Boy you nerd!

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nerd

future rulers of the world. We shall control all of the mindless who make fun of us in high school for our greater intelligence.

Join the nerds, we have superior skills

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Nerd

Someone that has interests that go beyond social activities and procreation.

The nerd couldn't stop thinking about quantum physics long enough find love of the more domestic sort.

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nerd

Anybody who believes that learning to understand and relate correctly to their environment has more meaning than getting drunk and laid and watching reality TV.

If you're persecuted by people dumber than you are, or you struggle to relate to people because you can't get into the usual routine of sex, bitching and the latest buzz, you are a nerd. Own it. The latest music will be old news by the end of next month. Science is here to stay! Don't resent yourself for being smarter than other people, for being Martin out of the Simpsons. He's the only one who actually knows how to enjoy himself without regretting it later.

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Nerd

A Nerd is a person who inside knows it but doesnt make a song and dance about it. Not all Nerds are computor freaks, or into maths, many just enjoy a quiet peacefull existance knowing a little bit about averything. They're not all manga, anime, haylo ,WoW and LotR obsessed either. Many of this peacefull race have "normal" interests. We don't all dress weird either. It is a well known fact that Nerds tend to obsess over their many facts but hey, who doesnt?
Anyway, if you are reading this you are probably a Nerd looking for a suitable definition of yourself. You wont find one. We are individuals that have been put under the Nerd catagory. Celebrate that fact. Be proud of your Nerdiness! Be free to be you!

Girl- I'm scared that people think I'm a Nerd when really I'm an individual.
Nerd- Why? Be proud of that title!

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