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Similar to the well known act of show and tell, only when a promiscuous person Ho's and tells.
Can't wait for poker night, I know when to show them and when to fold them, but I am hoping to ho and tell if you know what I mean!
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When a person IM's or messages the wrong person.
mostly if the person sending the message sends something personal
Guy1 to Guy2 : yeah so what did you two do last night???
Guy2 to Girlfriend (miss-tell) : well me and her went ass to mouth and then i just strait fucked her vag
Girlfriend to Guy2 : WTF YOU ASSHOLE!!!! WHO WERE U TELLING?!?!?!?
Guy1 to Guy2 : sooooo???
Guy2 to Guy1 : .......................
^^^^^ Epic Miss Tell
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Also known as a "love hotel" in Asia, this is a place where hookers and prostitutes take their johns to do their business. Often rented by the hour, these places are usually the worst possible places you could ever stay.
I hired a hooker and we went to the no tell motel. She took me around the world.
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Bored response to current phrase-viruses :
'Know what..?' and 'How --- is that...?
A : 'Know what ? Four chix gave me their cellphone numbers at the club last night... How cool is that ?...'
B : 'Tell me...'(yawns)
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A sexual act in which a man starts playing the final part of the William Tell Overture and must have sex with his woman to the beat of the song. If he can go the entire time before he ejaculates then he wins.
A variant of the William Tell is the man plays the final and he must catch his girl and screw her before the song is over.
A: Guy 1: I did the William Tell with my wife the other night.
Guy2: Did you win?
Guy 1: Nah, I blew my wad with about 10 seconds left.
B: I put on the finale of the William Tell overture. My wife knew what was coming and she tried to run away. I caught her and fucked her before the song was over though so I won.
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To lie, mislead or not tell the truth. Deception at its finest.
Liar: They're going to tow your car.
Honest person: I talked to the super. It's fine. You need to stop telling a daniel, man.
Liar 1: Ok.
Liar: They don't have any french presses at the store.
Honest person: You're telling a daniel again. There's one on sale for 11.99.
Liar: Oh. Can you pick it up?
Untruth; talking shit; lying; deceiving; telling you his Arthur is his Martha but she aint.
My boy said this shit was fire but that nigga be telling a Romney...