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When your homie starts laggin’ behind and starts being lazy as fuck
God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’
When something literally has the smell or taste of an old lady's cupboards. It is not an euphemism.
-An old lady once gave me a KitKat chocolate brar that she had in her cupboard for 5 years, and it literally tasted like old lady's cupboards.
-Is old lady's cupboards some kind of euphemism?
(laughter and hilarity all around)
-No, it is not.
Agreeing with someone just to be nice when you don’t really mean it.
As in you meet an old lady on the beach and she asks if she helped hold the door while you carry in pizza boxes and you agree even though you haven’t had pizza in a month.
Are you Old Lady Pizza Boxing me?
the cranky old lady is someone who asked you to take down your trampoline and puts a no parking sign next to your car. basically she is a difficult old woman who thinks all expats are rude.
“did you see the cranky old lady?”
“yes” jude said “we all put sausages covered in ketchup on her car!”
*the group cackles*
People who’s names start with a d, go to bed really early, too young to drink, like country music, like old movies like the Titanic, and they bully people
this one weird person I know who’s name starts with a D is a old but young lady