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Trouser Schnauzer

Another word for the male genetalia. Man's loyal friend that sniffs out adventure in ladies' pants.

Guy: Can't find a seat? You can sit on my lap.

Girl: No thanks. I don't want to risk making your trouser schnauzer frisky.

by SexRobot July 26, 2010

13๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


trouser frogs

Absolutely adorable testicles molded into perfect round balls when a guy puts on a really awesome pair of touchable trousers.

Your trouser frogs are so soft!! Ooooohhhhhhhhh

by chick1215 August 3, 2017

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


trouser kiss

another word for phallatio.
or blowjob, blowy, suckjob,cock suck, a suck of sake, a whistle on the races.

"betty would you kindly give me a friendly trouser kiss"
betty:" why of course henry, drop your trousers and let me at it"

by Dean Knight November 17, 2007

18๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


trouser trout

trouser trout: One of many colorful, euphemistic ways men describe their sex organ.

I was nude, she gasped,"holy shit BassMaster, that's no ordinary "trouser trout", that's a freakin lunker.

by rockinjellyfish April 23, 2006

81๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


Trouser Butterfly

A slight fluttering sensation felt in the flaccid penis as it starts becoming erect during normal everyday activity or while seated, usually as a reaction to some kind of unanticipated sexual stimulus. The trouser butterfly is also associated with a very slight movement of the penis as the erection progresses, making a noticeable movement through the trousers / pants.

Did you see that gorgeous new receptionist? She was so hot it gave me a trouser butterfly.

I got a trouser butterfly on the bus this morning because the seat was vibrating so much, and I'm sure the woman sitting opposite noticed.

Sandra asked me out for a drink at lunchtime - it gave me a trouser butterfly just thinking about it!

by Killdozer May 1, 2007

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Trouser Explosion

Having or soon to have a massive boner, woodie or hard-on so large you will brutally erupt all over yourself. CAUTION: the act of a trouser explosion may impose to scrotem bursting, trouser leakage and major skin sack reduction.

Guy 1: Did you have fun last night with ur girl?
Guy 2: Yea but i had a major trouser explosion.
Guy 1:What happened?
Guy 2:She grabbed my wang.
Guy 1:Awsome!
Guy 2 :Yea except for one thing my cock popped.
Guy 1:Nice.
Guy 2:Plus it was ur sister and she drowned in semen
Guy 1:Nice.

by your worst n!ghtmare April 5, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Trouser Cleavage

The space that is formed when a man's pants falls below the ass crack and then the waistband pushes the cheeks together to form cleavage.

Dude, pull your pants up, your trouser cleavage is making everyone sick.

by THoffy March 5, 2010