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The act of excreting on your partners back then ejaculating into said excrement. The act is then finished by slapping ones ballsack onto the pile to form the image of a waffle.
Son, one day I’ll teach you how to give a girl a Dutch toffee waffle the way your sister likes it, with stealth, precision and sweet sweet satisfaction
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Often used by Liverpool Football Club supporters to describe Everton Football Club supporters. Everton are known as the toffees due to toffees being thrown into the crowd many years ago.
Have you heard that bitter toffee nosed twat?
I fucking hate andy gray the toffee nosed twat!
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Where a man comes into a woman's belly button, then either he,- or another person who is involved in a threesome - sucks it out and swallows it.
Mate, after our light lunch i was still hungry so me, Shelly and Dave went back to my house and had a sticky toffee pudding
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whilst someone is sleeping leaving a tasty mixture of shit,piss and semen in their mouth so when they wake up they begin to choke and gargle causing the substance to be transformed into a milkshake.
she doesnt know it yet but tomorrow im going to make her a lovely morning toffee milkshake
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vodka that is toffee flavored you dumb shit.
did you really just nut in my toffee flavored vodka you dumb bitch.
When you cum on your pubes and they stick to your skin
BOB: Dave, i got stickey toffee pudding so bad last night.
DAVE: Was it over my mum again?
BOB: *SIGH* sorrrryyyy....
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1) a salty snack
2) a display of surprise or dismay
wank toffees the salty snack
ahhhhhh wank toffee
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