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A diseased person who takes pleasure in spreading his Sexually Transmitted Delights to as many people as possible while on his waterbed.
A member of the "Holy Toledo Trinity", along with the "Toledo Burrito" and the "Toledo Mosquito".
"Man, did you hear about Terry? That guy is a total Toledo Mosquito. His bedroom is practically a lagoon."
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A large object that will absorb any cost. Usually the dumber the project the more important it is. No bad idea cannot be tried twice.
The Toledo Hospital just spent a million dollars on out of date equipment.
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The man jacks the female in the face until the blood drips down between her boobs. Then, the man titty fucks her, with his dick acting as the "beef", then he ejaculates and smears it around(acting as the "cheese"). Then finally, the "secret ingredient" is added when you turn over and take a shit. Then, of course, you re-add your beef.
After work, I came home to my trailer and my dirty mexican wife was screwing my boss. I then kicked his ass and gave that bitch the Toledo Taco.
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The act of vigorously ramming a flaming log up the anus of another. Preferably with a log made of maple or oak.
After prison, Jebediah learned to take the toledo torpedo without crying.
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a conflict lasting from 1835–1836
Due to the lack of satellite images and other modern technologies, state lines used to be very difficult to distinguish based on maps and geography. The Michigan and Ohio land claims overlapped slightly in a 468 sq. mile area called the Toledo Strip. The two were poised to go to war over this area of land (though the only casualty was a minor wound from a penknife), and it was only the fact that Michigan was not yet a state that kept the dispute from more bloodshed.
An agreement was reached; Michigan would cede the Toledo Strip to Ohio in exchange for statehood and the Upper Peninsula (at the time thought to be a useless bit of woodland). The Upper Peninsula was likely to have been given to Wisconsin, but it was not until 1841 that the rich copper deposits in the U.P. were discovered.
Historians, while unable to agree on which state won the Toledo War, unanimously agree that it was the state of Wisconsin which lost.
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A Toledo Burrito is a small group of adults (of many different nationalities), having a sexual encounter in bed together. Most of whom are either from or visiting the great city of Toledo, Ohio.
Totally scratched off Toledo Burrito off my bucket list. Took home those two babes of varying skin color last night, and... oh man. Awesome.
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The son of UConn. Got killed by UConn in the Motor City Bowl, 39-10.
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