Laboratory Tongs

Utensils used in chemistry labs that can be used for many uses

Im gonna castrate joey with those laboratory tongs.

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dick tongs

1. The thumb, index finger, and middle finger of a human male's primary hand. This is the typical configuration used to support and aim one's business during urination.

2. Fingers

1. "It is nasty to not wash one's dick tongs after going to the bathroom."

2. "Get your dick tongs off my beer!"

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ting-tong

It's a word to characterize someone who has such a silly or goofy manner or someone being retarded...

A : How's last night? did you..?
B : Well, I was totally crash and burn, but i was about to...
A : Dude, you're such a "ting-tong" pathetic loser....

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uncle tong

An asian that supports a less than authentic asian restaurant. If you eat there you are an uncle tong.

Billy: Hey pete, lets go eat at uncle cho's shrimp palace.
York: Doesn't that have all white cooks?
Billy: Yeah, so.
York: You are asian. Don't be an uncle tong!

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Beef Tongs

Another name for the Labia sisters (Pussy Lips).

She's all beef tongs, so I sprained my tongue.

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Wing Tong

Wing Tong is the secret name for all Asian Men. While they usually have names like "Kim Jong Ill" and "Ahoshoduno Wingsingating" at the end of the day they are all just Wing Tong's.

Chinese Resturant Owner: Erro woo yoo yike sum egg rolls?

Person A: "No thank you Wing Tong"

Chinese Owner: "Otay otay... I bing yoo egg rolls"

Person B: "Damn these fucking Wing Tong's"

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Hammer and Tongs

Going for it after a long time apart. Usually after one partner has been travelling around the world.

Alana has been missing James since he left on his holiday. They're going to go at it hammer and tongs when he gets back. I have heard they've booked a hotel. Maybe they'll do it in the car at the airport..

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