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Tool

An extremely annoying leech, who is unbelievebly pathetic, tries much too hard, and doesn't pull anything off. Ever.

-Yo, word yo.
-Scott. Shut up. You're such a tool.

by asdfunm September 30, 2005

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Tool

An AMAZING band. Lead vocalist is Maynard James Keenan. He is the jelly to my toast and eveyone knows toast tast like a piece of turd without the jelly. He is so AMAZING he cant even just have one band. I would go gay for him...i know its sad.

Gentle Stranger: Oh My Gawd! someones about to shoot maynard (the lead vocalist of tool) in the chest.
Me: Who the fuck would try to do that. Their insane.
Person with Gun: No my insides are imploding just from his awesomeness..im almost sure hes the jelly to someones toast.

by Maynard'sVanguard March 21, 2007

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Tool

one who is socially maladjusted; a lame person.

The woman who works in HRD is such a tool.

by Anonymous October 31, 2002

29๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tool

A tool is someone who is only good for one thing. A general insult, its lesser form is a multi-tool (a person who is only good for a few things) and its opposite is a toolbox (a person who is good at a lot of things). A piece is an off shoot of tool, a piece being someone used by a tool, or a person who needs several other people to become a whole person.

1. Amy Winehouse is a tool at being wasted.

2. "i swear you make eggs every morning... you're such a tool at breakfast."

3. "wow! you fixed my bike, computer and made me a sandwich! your such a good multi tool!"

4. James Bond is a complete toolbox, he gets the girl, kills the bad guy and saves the world, with style!

5. Yep, im so great im a toolbox!

6. Man, that guy sure was a piece. His mate was probably his tool.

by Born of a Broken Man July 27, 2008

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Tool

A tool is a person who is overly obsessed with their body image. Usually a man who feels the need to be ridicuosly ripped. A tool often gets around and has trouble committing to one woman.

Girl, look at that tool!

Yeah, we should stay away from him.

by alinafu February 28, 2012


Tool

A tool is someone that is kind of arrogant and like a douche or an a-hole. It is not what these other definitions say. PInk uses the term in "So What", she's talking about her ex. Who is not a poser but a jerk, to her anyway.

Pink is talking about her ex in this song. He's not a "poser" hes a jerk, to her anyway.

I'm gonna show you tonight
I'm alright
I'm just fine
And you're a tool so
So what
I am a rock star
I got my rock moves
And I don't want you tonight

by j roper September 22, 2011


Tool

A guy who wears sleeveless shirts, and lets his tits hang out on the sides. He wears Everlast shorts and is proud of his road rash. A true Somervillian douchebag.

Paul a.k.a Tool - โ€œCoco... go get the ball dummy!!!โ€

by CMSTAFF June 15, 2018