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The act of sending a picture of yourself to an unknown bluetooth device, in the hope that the recipient is:
1} attractive
2) Attracted to you.
It is a contrast of being on a blind date.
Blue-toothing is generally used on trains and busses.
"I met bobby via blue-toothing"
"I heard about Blue-toothing in a magazine, and I decided to give it a try, and I sent that picture of me, you know the one where I'm wearing my nurses outfit?, I sent it to the guy with the bluetooth name <<xxJimmyxx>>, hoping it was the rather fitt guy who was sat infront of me on the bus... well it was. and we got talking... and OH MY GOD! {girlish rant about nothingness}
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Much like a sweet tooth craves sweets, the ranch tooth craves Wendy's ranch chicken sandwiches. However this makes social situations awkward, as the foot-tall, hatted tooth is prone to shout out "RANCH!" in any situation.
Just tell your stupid ranch tooth to shut up!
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noun - a person that has let their dental hygiene slip into a downward spiral creating yellowing of the enamel.
'oh, you're talking about butter tooth, the they guy that can't stop smoking'
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A brown, discolored, single front tooth in a person's mouth.
1. When she smiles at me, her poop tooth makes me want to vomit.
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When you are performing cunnilingus, and you sink your K9 tooth into a woman's clit.
Bubba- What chu doin'?
Ray Ray- I jus gave my girlfrind Kiki da Sharp Tooth.
Bubba- Damn youz bringin her back Land Before Time style. She best watch out for Sharp Tooth.
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The Tooth Fairy teaches kids they can sell their body parts for money! Also known as prostitution.
Tooth Fairy: Hey kids! I'm gonna sneak into your room at night and steal your teeth! And then leave you money! Woo!
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a douche bag that talks extremely loud when talking on a blue tooth headset in a small space like an elevator
I hate when I'm stuck in an elevator with a douche tooth.
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