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A Giant Swig of Vodka followed by a Shot of Lemon Juice then chased with an Oreo
Did you see how fucked up Joey got from all those Cock Tornadoes last night?
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a mixed drink made with jack daniels and pabst blue ribbon beer. first, you open the PBR and drink about 1/3 of it. next you fill that 1/3 back up with jack daniels. then you plug the opening of the can and shake the drink and shotgun. its difficult at first but it fucks you up white trash style.
that party was boring till me and jethro made us some trailerpark tornados.
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from american pie family law... legendary way of eating out
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To perform a tongue tornado all you have to do is find her clitoris(which is just at the top of the slit) and at first slowly and progressively faster make circles with your tongue around it. Dont press too hard, it doesn't take much stimulation
"Greg Gave me one and he put hot sauce on the end of his tounge oh god"
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The Toledo Tornado is a very specific form of a favorite sexual act. First documented in Toledo Ohio in 1973, the Toledo Tornado is when a gentleman receives a blow job while taking a shit. The Tornado occurs when the feces is flushed while simultaneously cumming in the blow job givers mouth.
I don't know for sure how I got home last night. But I am pretty sure I got a Toledo Tornado at Dylan's!
To fart into a oscillating fan amd have your smell whirl around the room like a twister
We were at that party last night and I gave the living room a skunk tornado.
The key tornado is the immaculately timed act of planning the ejaculation with the water tornado whilst draining the bath resulting in the spiral descent of semen . Bonus points if your mum or dog is in the bath with you.
Ami: hey bro what did u do last night?
Kelman: just some drugs and pulled a cheeky Kel Tornado