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a cute little tortoise with the smarts of 10000000000000000000000 people she will take over your brain
omg, look at the tortoise!
oh that's flippy the tortoise don't make her mad or shell kill u
When someone is so clapped that they look worse than a tortoise
Abbie is a clapped tortoise
the humorous name for the fake Yeezy Boost 350 Turtle Doves
- Damn, I got scammed for the yeezys
- Shit man, you got the tortoise pigeons
a tortoise that farts out of control.
my tortoise is a tooter tortoise
When being anally fingered so deep that the finger reaches fecal matter.
We were in a gay tussle when he used the tortoise tickler, and then he had to stop to wash his hands.
Refers to masturbating an uncircumcised penis.
Hey, I was with Kenneth last Friday and he asked his girlfriend if she wanted to stroke the tortoise; in front of everyone.
Masturbation of the male genitals
Touching the tortoise- masturbation
My girlfriend sent nudes, I’m going to touch my tortoise to them