total war

pros only game series.

the games in this series, unlike most of Electronic Arts' games, actually get supported and aren't full of bugs when they are released. The only major problem with the games in the series has been "bad" AI (probly the best there is in any RTS games but people always want more =)

trillions of mods exist for Rome Total war, billions for Medieval 2 total war, and I cba to find out how many for shogun and medieval but its probs in the hundreds of trillions.

so where was I..oh yes, the games own, and don't suck like EA's games. also, a new game named Empire Total War is coming out, most def will be the pros only game of the century.

EA fanboy: ea is awesome, their new game actually works for 10 minutes without an error!!!
Total War Pro: Total War games by The Creative Assembly/SEGA are not sold full of bugs, and if they do get a bug then it gets patched pretty quickly.
EA fanboy: ya bt EA's gmes have cool overpowered units so u dont actually need to think, you just throw units at the enemy and you win!! u kno their newest game tey made matches only take 5-8 minutes with rushers so u could finish before u got a error!! ea rox!!
Total War Pro: you're pathetic.

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total evacuation

This is when you shit, puke, and piss all at the same time.

Bob had a total evacuation the other night and lost about ten pounds.

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Total War

War where winning is at any cost

The seven years war, world wars

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totally boss

Something most incrediably awesome; miraculous; great; supercool; fly; awesome to the max; of great importance; an incredibly good thing

Dude: Who's that chick?
Other Dude: That's Jen, she's totally boss

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Total Annihilation

Noun: The best RTS game ever made.
Adjective: Unparalelled to any other RTS game. Of or compared to the best game in the world.
Verb: Playing the best game ever.
Playing a great game paralelled to Total Annihilation (rare)

The that new RTS is not Total Annihilation

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totally tits

something that is really good. See the shits, tits

Buddy says: I got laid last night
You answer: That's totally tits

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Totally forgot

A phrase that is used as an excuse when you have no better reason. Rarely used when said event is actually forgotten about. Usually associated with either laziness or disgust of said event.

Taha: Hey chris, why weren't you at knitting camp?

Chris:... Oman, I totally forgot! And I really wanted to go too!

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