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Totem Pole Hoe

When a late night snake looking bitch is stacked up on top of and slowly takes the form of a creature from the sewers of Detroit.

Damn that totem pole hoe was nice until I looked up and saw what that bitches face looked like.

by King Smidi July 1, 2017


totem pole pound

The act of sex, mainly involving a female who is Native American in origin, also usually done in a casino

Yo I gave that bitch the totem pole pound

by Redskull_46 January 8, 2017


death totem

foretells a possible death of someone who finds a totem.

i just picked up a death totem and it showed me how i’m going to die.

by bigbreastedwoman September 10, 2023


Totem Polling

When you stack animal heads up your butt creating a organic "totem poll"

"I just hit up the Pet Store, decided to do some totem polling tonight."

by Splenda_Man November 2, 2020


totem poop

When two or more individuals use the restroom for taking a poop at the same time on the same toilet. One sits on the porcelain and the other/others sit upon each other’s laps and do their business between the legs of the individual beneath them. All with the goal of landing in the toilet.

Billy: “I totally have to take a shit!”
Frank: “oh man me too, but we only have the one bathroom!!”
Billy: “let’s just totem poop”
Frank: “awe man ok! Let’s do it!”

by RalphusFudge February 24, 2023


Totem pole

The act of sitting down on someone who is already using the toilet in order to simultaneously poop in a single commode.

Dude, we're going to have to totem pole it if you want to poop right now, the burritos from last night have my ass glued to the seat...

by larryco June 30, 2016


Totem Pole

Being stuck in the present and not being able to move forward due to an overwhelming situation which is constantly causing you to lose focus.

Randy remember the Great Depression, Im so glad we were able to get out of that Totem Pole.

by Bar Graph November 4, 2021