poop-toucher

One who touches poop.

Robbie had to go home to shower because he was toching poop all day. What a poop-toucher.

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Bum Touchers

The blue gloves that firefighters and paramedics put on when waking up passed out bums in public places.

I think this guy pissed his pants. Better put on the bum touchers.

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kid toucher

someone who touches kids often of the age of 4 for enjoyment. They are very creepy and named josh

defined:

"What the hell. Josh what are you doing to that boy. Let go of his pants. stop being a kid toucher"

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Kid Toucher

defined as:
a person who enjoys touching little children. theses people are named josh

"what are you doing josh let go of that little boy you kid toucher

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jonny toucher

A rare trumpet tootling beast living in the wilderness of Borlase School.

Hunts the legendary Phillippa (Search Phillippa for a good definition) goddess through many afternoons at Jazz club/Pendulum.

Obsessed by lighting, Ipods and is rarely satisfied!

The tall bald Jonny of Borlase School

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Bag Toucher

Adj,noun; 1)A person who likes to touch mens bags(scrotums).

I walked into the wrong bar the other day on Chicago's north side and it was full of bag touchers.

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bed touchers

Breasts so large that when the woman lies down, her boobs flop and touch the bed

When you see a woman you say "Look at those bed touchers"

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