Public Transit

A Yuppie's favorite method of transportation. When a Yuppie rides the bus he or she gets a warm fuzzy feeling because they think they are saving the planet by reducing their carbon foot print. What a normal person sees when they get on Public Transit is a inconvenient, filthy, crowded, noisy, disgusting, mobile metal death trap.

Yuppie: Lets take Public Transit today and save the polar bears.

Normal Person (1): I'm not taking the looser cruiser!

Normal Person (2): I'm not taking Public Transit if it crashes that thing will fold like a tin can and kill us all.

Normal Person (3):Why would I take Public Transit when I can drive my car?

Normal Person (4): I'm not taking Public Transit it smells like piss, shit and vomit on a good day.

Normal Person (5): I'm not taking Public Transit! If you take the time it takes you to drive somewhere then multiply it by 10 you get the time it will take you on the bus. NO THANKS!

Normal Person (6): Let the Yuppie's take Public Transit I grew up and bought a car.

Margaret Thatcher - A man who, beyond the age of 26, finds himself on a bus can count himself as a failure.

29👍 86👎

transit strike

When underpaid transit workers attempt to get their way by not working, therefore screwing everyone working/living/playing in town

The recent transit strike made me walk across the Brooklyn Bridge!... This fucking transit strike fouled up the Green and Market-Frankford lines. Can I have a taxi, please?

4👍 8👎

vancouver transit

Obsolete and Archaic transit system that Gregor Robertson thinks vancouverites will settle for. The trains break down at least twice a year and the buses are crowded with hipsters and deluded 20 year old males who hold starbuck cups.

"Calgary's transit system is so bad!"

"Have you seen the Vancouver transit system, man?"

1👍 1👎

transition buttsex

Denotes the area between B and CT Spawn on de_cbble. It was originally created by Austin in haste, when asked "where is he?"

Where the fuck is he?
Transition Buttsex!

4👍 14👎

Transitive property

1) Any variety of inclination to transition between one state and another, though it most commonly applies to transgendered people;

2) Any form of real, personal, or intellectual property belonging to a transperson.

1) “Why’d Mark break up with Gina? They

seemed madly in love.”

“Yeah it really sucks, but Mark wants kids, and Gina wasn’t upfront with him about her transitive property .”

2) “Following Bruce Jenner’s transition into Caitlin Jenner, all of her worldly possessions became transitive property.”

2👍 5👎

the venus transit

A band from Salem, Virginia that plays rock music sounding like a mix of Incubus, Saosin, Dead Poetic and/or 30 Seconds to Mars.

The Venus Transit will take you away.

1👍 2👎

Mass Transit

A huge nicely shaped female butt.
Cannot just be wide but has to be round and bubbly!
As in moving lots of "something" from one place to another! :)

"Did you see that girl? She got mass transit"

3👍 13👎