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trojan mask

The act of placing one's genitalia upon someone's face, with the balls covering the eyes and the cock along the nose.

Barry fell asleep and I totally trojan masked him.

by Grecian Fire October 10, 2003

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Fuck a Trojan

A comical phrase used by people with little to no education to express their discomfort towards a rival school with higher class

Man that school across town sure does suck, fuck a trojan who goes there.

by d1b.este October 17, 2019

29๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


trojan suprise

when you're at a formal event and you pop a boner

dude i got a trojan suprise at my dad's funeral

by Zmoney December 6, 2005

44๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


trojan helemet

Occurs when one of your friends has drank excessively and has passed out, this is when the magic happens you know place the nut sack directly on top of the passed out drunkard's eyes then laying ones penis on the top of the nose resembling a trojan helemet.

We gave chad a trojan helemet after he passed out on wine coolers and light beer.

by Dr.Montabon October 19, 2007

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Trojan Hand

One whom masturbates while wearing a condom. Also may exhibit male pattern baldness and aggression due to short man's complex and steroid use.

That midget who just got kicked out of the bar for fighting is a Trojan Hand.

by Hector 567 March 8, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dirty Trojan

The act of placing your dick over the top of a girl's head making it look like the top of a Trojan war helmet.

I gave my girl the Dirty Trojan last night and relived the entire 2 hours of seeing 300 in theaters. Epic!

by Hoopty rida May 26, 2007

13๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Trojan Whored

When you meet up with your significant other, only to find they have gathered all your side pieces.

After Graysons girl went through his phone, she trojan whored him on his birthday.

by Parmee February 23, 2021