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The act of placing one's genitalia upon someone's face, with the balls covering the eyes and the cock along the nose.
Barry fell asleep and I totally trojan masked him.
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A comical phrase used by people with little to no education to express their discomfort towards a rival school with higher class
Man that school across town sure does suck, fuck a trojan who goes there.
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when you're at a formal event and you pop a boner
dude i got a trojan suprise at my dad's funeral
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Occurs when one of your friends has drank excessively and has passed out, this is when the magic happens you know place the nut sack directly on top of the passed out drunkard's eyes then laying ones penis on the top of the nose resembling a trojan helemet.
We gave chad a trojan helemet after he passed out on wine coolers and light beer.
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One whom masturbates while wearing a condom. Also may exhibit male pattern baldness and aggression due to short man's complex and steroid use.
That midget who just got kicked out of the bar for fighting is a Trojan Hand.
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The act of placing your dick over the top of a girl's head making it look like the top of a Trojan war helmet.
I gave my girl the Dirty Trojan last night and relived the entire 2 hours of seeing 300 in theaters. Epic!
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When your body deceives you by indicating you need to pee, but upon reaching the toilet, you suddenly also need to poop.
"What took you so long, you said you went to pee?"
"It was a Trojan poop!"