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An event which seems unbelievably contrived - so much so that when it happens to you, you begin to suspect that you are not a real person, but a character in a celestial sitcom.
(from a Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour episode, ca. 1956) You are in Las Vegas and you and the Mertzes want to go on a uranium hunting expedition in the desert, and children are not allowed. You then discover that a couple you know from New York is staying in the same hotel with their child. Little Ricky then goes to Hoover Dam with the other couple and their child, freeing you to hunt for uranium. The "Truman Show moment" occurs when you discover that the other couple is at your hotel.
A baby boy who is very handsome and loves backshots from the boys
Oh my god Truman just blasted out my back
The real haunted houses of Salt Lake Truman got to live at were altered in such a way as to entertain him, while he lived there, so that he would interact with said entertainments/alterations on a daily basis.
• This includes light bulbs that created and cast slowing changing shadows that formed things so that he would then think about or rate on scale it's quality, moving walls, alpabet-soup carpet, that struggled to spell anything correctly, talking drains (while the water was actually running), and cracks and seems that would expand and contract, especially around doorways or windows) Showers that had liquid and air jets in the cracks of the tile or whatnot, that would spray shit on him right after he got done cleaning that part of himself, ceilings that were artfully spackled into the same sceen of a town that can be found in the front room TV's screensaver, to technology that can make you see things that drop your jar so hard it dislocates. Toilets that rise and fall up and down, toilet seats that changed shape while you sat on it causing you to almost ungracefully fall into the bowl splashing water all over the what-not, like the barbarshop chair with even a foot pedal to activate underneath the lenolium.
Example: Furnished with a variety of awesome beds that will vibrate you to... to death! like the mani-pedi spa vibrating)massage chair, yeah, that good, in fact, it's doing it right now, vvvvvfffnbbbb. It wants me to what, undress me?!?
"Don't touch me there!" Truman protests
a discor d kitten who plays minecraft and helps me with skyblock that one time
person 1: dude truman just messaged me
me: uwu
When someone asks to abuse you it’s known as a Truman.
Example of a Truman
“Here Yolanda, let me abuse you!”
Sexy mf with all the good stuff, yk big d, 24/7 drip, biz rizz. All the girls want him and everyone wants to be his friend. Oh and did I mention an absolute god in bed?
Person: That’s 100% a Truman
Other person: yeah I know, he’s so hot
a older brother whos really tall in highschool at bishop allen and has a big d
truman is a hot man