tubby bait

tub'∙bee bait n.
Anything that can be or is used to lure in the tubby by taunting with a food that is terrribly high in fat, usu. by the American government in a order to capture and force them into exercise programs.

Tubby Man: "Hey, do you see a twinkie hanging from that tree?"
Not-tubby Man: "Yes, but be careful! I think that could just be tubby bait!"
Tubby Man: "Oh well, it's about time for my third mid-morning snack anyway."

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Tubby Lunchbox

A person who pretends to be in excellent physical shape but in reality they have absolutely zero muscle definition and the only thing holding their body together is flabby skin and fat rolls.

I thought that girl's body was rockin' until we got back to my room and I realized she was nothing but a tubby lunchbox!

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chubby-tubby

a slightly or morbidly obese person

Dang, that girl a chubby-tubby!!!

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Tubby Attack

When a tubby man flips out, almost like don vito.

Yo, Kennedy quit having a tubby attack, we will get you your nachos.

Tubby monster

A fat man.

Liam Strydom is a tubby monster.

Battle Tubby

A younger child around 7 or 8 who is slightly over weight and flails his arms in an attempt to hit you when angry.

My friends younger brother was a battle tubby the other day when i wouldnt let him watch me play video games.

Tubby Rail

A common mispronounciation of "to be real". It seems to be related to Teletubbies sliding on a railing.

I think Teletubbies is okay, tubby rail.