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female laying face up on any surface while male partner squats over face, while facing toward her feet. The female tosses the male salad while the male places his balls on her collar bone with the shlong laying between the breast thus creating the tie (aka formal wear.) finishing move is man ejaculate on the belly creating the cumber bun.
That bitch was all dressed up in a Oviedo tuxedo. She must be goin to the Oscar's.
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Dressed for a formal event in jeans and a denim shirt/jacket.
Look at Bob, he broke out the Tennessee tuxedo for his daughters wedding.
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Wearing fleece pants, jacket and vest at the same time. Extra points for a fleece hat or socks. The NW Tuxedo is similar to the Canadian Tuxedo, and is often seen in the Seattle area.
That guy in the Subaru Outback has a Northwest Tuxedo on. He's like a commercial for REI.
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The act of anal sex through the butt flap of plaid long-john pajamas.
Every time Elyse drinks tequila, she asks a stranger for The Vermont Tuxedo.
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Not just your average boner. A boner that is Classy and sophisticated. Often seen with a bow tie. A tuxedo Boner should never be hidden. It should be proudly displayed for all to see.
Guy 1: Why are you taking your pants off? and why do you have a bow tie?
Guy 2: Cause i'm feeling abnormally aroused and sporting a tuxedo boner
Guy 1: Can i see?
(guy 2 proudly skips naked down high school hallway)
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Wearing denim on demin, bitches.
Yeah, s'called a Canadian Tuxedo.
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When a person wears a denim jacket with jeans. Usually accentuated by a lame T-shirt.
Billy Jack was a big fan of Canadian tuxedoes.
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