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A strong determination towards a goal born as a product of overconsumption of alcohol. The term is derived from the phrase "twelve ways to Sunday."
I wanted to bang her all kinds of twelve.
The act of being crushed by a twelve sided die, similar to those used in the game "Dungeons and Dragons". It has a brief cameo appearance in Teen Girl Squad #8
I watched this movie about this elf chick, and she got twelve sided died.
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When you're 5"12, you're tall, but not tall enough to be a MAN and take ALL THE Girls. Also it's a unit of measurement coming at around 182 cm. This is the above avarage height for a man in countries like Bosnia Czechoslovakia Denmark ect.
"Hey dude I'm five foot twelve"
"hahaha I'm six foot zero so I'm much higher than you"
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Self-help group using methods and philosophy that originated with Alcoholics Anonymous involving 12 steps to sobriety or whatever
Too bad there's no twelve step program for assholes
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For twelve days, starting on Christmas Day, you masturbate the number of times that correspond to that day. For example, on Dec. 25, you masturbate once, Dec. 26, twice, until twelve days after Christmas, when you must masturbate twelve times in one day. Consider yourself to be a true man and have balls of steel if you complete this task.
I tried to do the twelve days of Christmas, but by Day Eight my dick was black and blue and about ready to fall off.
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Girl who is so thin she looks like the hands of a clock at 12:00. Wears size 00 jeans, A cup bra, prefers thongs because they treat her small, but round bottom just right.
Damn! don't want me no Miss 12 O'Clock tonight! Gotta get me some bookshelf --booty!
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When one attempts to drink a twelve pack of beer in under twelve hours at 12,000 feet or above. Under normal conditions, this is an easy task, but at altitude because of the lack of oxygen present, it becomes an immensely difficult thing.
After Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest, Hillary, to Sherpa:
"Finally, I can get one-beer crizzunk, Sherpa. Let's begin that twelve-hour challenge!"
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