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A variation of the Turkery Twizzler.
The act in which the male or female with a strap on, points the shaft upwards vertically while lying down. The partner, male or female, then proceeds to "sit" on the shaft - with it in the anus. Then while the person lying down stays still, the person riding the shaft proceeds to spin around almost in a breakdance type fashion. Except this time while the partner spins around on the shaft, they defecate and liquid shite is spread all over the partner's scrotum and abdomen.
"My girl loves a spicy turkey twizzler, i sincerely do not. Don't worry, i'll serve her a nice hot lunch tomorrow as a gift of my appreciation"
"I got a spicy turkey twizzler yesterday, my boyfriend still smells of... um... spices."
Someone who is rude and relentlessness towards eating your cheese, in other words, a rude cheese-stealer who eats all the cheese you have in the house.
Dude 1; Bro, he stole all your cheese!
Dude 2: I know! He's such a nipple twizzler!
When you nut inside your woman and cross your fingers and proceed to insert them into her vagina
Yo bro i gave my girl a cream twizzler last night
Like twizzler nibs but twizzler nigs.
Hey wanna go to the store and get some twizzler nigs
Like twizzler nibs but twizzler nigs.
Hey wanna go to the store and get some twizzler Nigs
The opposite of fag hag. A fat straight male who hangs with the lesbians... Usually with teeth missing, dirty fingernails, stinky feet, a bad sense of style, muddy shoes, body odor, talks about sheep a lot, and doesn't get asked to prom... Not even by a bregunt.
"look at that group of dykes and their twat twizzler. He only hangs out with him because they can't smell his feet. You know those girls have a fishy odor up their snouts from their nightly sexual adventures.
When someone cuts in front of you at a buffet!
You got in front of me and got what was supposed to be MY steak you ass twizzler!