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The insult of all insults. When you're stuck and have nothing to say, just say 'ur mum'.
"This pizza is still warm"
"Ur mum's pussy is still warm...hurhurhurhur".
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ur a joke describes someone when they are being/doing something dumb.
"Camille ur a joke"
"Ur a joke for thinking she'd believe that"
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a big object that is as big as 2.5 whales, 5 suns, and 3.597 piles of earth
And is your mother
this is commonly used as an insult
a man: Wow that thing is big as Ur Mom wooow!
The other Man: Wow I hate you stop
later
A Man was slain by The other Man.
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Worse than you're mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny COMBINED.
When this phrase is uttered, the speaker immediately transcends to the next galaxy, and the sun becomes a black hole.
Ryan: ur mom gay
Ethan: ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny
Ethan: say it u won't
Ryan: B E T
Ryan: UR BROTHER UR MOTHER
*solar system collapses, universe shrinks, Ryan transcends to heaven*
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A comeback that works for everything
Dude youre so bad at life!
ur mom is bad at life.
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Use when someone is asking you a nosy question or just something stupid as hell.
Reminder: never say this in front of a person who does not have a mother.
SARAH: Hey, whatcha guys talkin' about?
ASHLEY: ur mom.
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