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What da Duke of Rudling would have contemptuously called Hynes if he'd tried to milk cows instead of care for dogs.
If you never take ta time or effort to learn da special hand-movements necessary to "get da moo-juice from Bossy", you'll look like an udder nincompoop!
A real thirst quenching hunk of wet. Preferably a glass of water or Rubicon (flavour is up to you.)
Boy 1: Oi man, send me a suck on that passion udder.
Boy 2: Off to Saino’s G, i’ll grip a couple udders no doubt.
When you hang a bag of Franzia from a basement ceiling or from any apparatus that is above your head. Thus allowing you to open the valve and suckle the teet of the bag of franzia or the "cow udder" at mouth level. One must proceed to finish the bag by himself or with friends.
Max: Hey Dan I bet you and I can do a whole cow udder by ourselves.
Dan: Let me hang that shit up man!
2 hours later..... or maybe 1 hour later...
Max & Dan: What the fuck happened!?!?!? Fuck it clown!
When you have drunken sex with a girl with huge tits.
We hooked up last night it was udder chaos.
A man who spends so much time tending to cattle that he finds himself aroused by udders.
Bob: "Are you an ass man or a boob man?"
Chris: "Hanging with Daisy and Bessie I must say I'm an udder man."
When a farmer neglects to milk his dairy cows, and the buildup of milk causes pain and distress for the poor cow
Farmer Dave: Hey boy, did you milk the dairy cows yet?
Boy: The dairy cows? Why, I was busy tending to the chickens!
Farmer Dave: You fool! Haven't you any clue what you've done!? You gave my dairy cows, my pride and joy in this world blue udders!!!
I went out last night and this udder-sucker was talking about how he fucked his cousin last night